3/2002-6/2002                                                                                                  Boston, MA

James Thomas

¨       High expectations far outweighed reality

¨       Coworkers relocation from city caused impending doom and time restrictions

¨       Coworker experienced difficulty focusing on relationship at hand

¨       Coworker always looking for better position elsewhere

2/2001-12/2001                                                                                                Boston, MA

Jason Willis

¨       Insanity plea and alcohol dependency of coworker

   used as excuse for bad attitude and control issues

¨       Co-dependency prevents promotion and restricts productivity

¨       Coworker's judgmental behavior and critique used as means to demote ego

¨       Over-productivity increased coworkers insecurity issues

5/2000- 10/2000                                                                                               Boston, MA

Miguel Gear

¨       Skills and common ground no replacement for honesty

¨       Drug dependency outweighs coworkers need for companionship and desire

¨       Achieved greater disappointment from dealing with coworkers addictions

10/1997- 3/2000                                                                                               Boston, MA

Joseph Coelho

¨       Developed excellence in complacency

¨       Eerie similarity in both personalities, consequently created twin/doppelganger/narcissism issues

¨       Increased yearly income through co- habitation

¨       Managed meals and some cleaning

¨       Implemented friendship for years after demise of conventional relationship

¨       Increased jobs desirability through wardrobe overhaul and cultural education  of coworker

3/1997- 10/1997                                                                                  Boston, MA

David Prior

¨       Expanded  knowledge of Baseball statistics and history

¨       Developed training for long  term relationships

¨       Tripled tensions among outside friendships

¨       Suggested new products and training courses to increase coworker's productivity

8/1996- 3/1997                                    

Boston,MA

Paul Abbott

¨       Developed obsession with artistic men

¨       Funded and planned excursions to boost morale

¨       Increased coworker's productivity in artistic endeavors, independent films, and sculpture projects

10/1995-01/1996

Peter Fonda                                                                     Boston, MA

¨       Doubled paranoia of infidelity by 100%

¨       Suggested better means to live and create for future

¨       Expanded sales team from 10 to 25

08/1993-02/1994

Robert Vaccaro                                                             Boston, MA

¨       Developed internet skills

¨       Doubled productivity thus increasing grade point average

¨       Organized holiday retreat to boost company morale

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